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The Killing Field of my Time

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Looking For Alaska SPOILERS in One Conversation (sorta kinda spoilers)

Pudge:
OMG, Dead people's last words are so coollike.
Pudge:
Ugh, Florida's so boring. LETS GO TO BOARDING SCHOOL!
Colonel:
Ugh, Drinking beer is so mainstream. Here's some vodka poured in a jug of milk.
Alaska Young:
Have you ever wondered about the labrynith that is life? You do that, Ima go have some vodka and smoke a ton.
Pudge:
:O I LOVE YOU
Alaska:
I HATE ME.
Takumi:
I am the motherf**king fox. PWNED.
Lara:
Nerdy skinny boys who puke on me are cute. BLOWJOB TIME!
Spoiler occurs
Pudge and Colonel:
THIS HAPPENED FOR A REASON AND WE ARE GOING TO FIND OUT.
Pudge:
JK we didn't find out, but we'll move on despite our loss. I will not succumb to self-hatred.
*All of the above is a joke. LFA is my favorite book, but I felt like joking around. No offense intended*
(Best part:
boys who puke on me are cute. Blowjob time!)
Beauty!

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effyeahnerdfighters:

in case you missed it:

There is a petition on the White House website to reform the coinage system and RID THE WORLD OF PENNIES FOREVER!

And, if you guys get the petition to 5,000 by October 22, FYNF will do a CHALLENGE. That’s right! We’ll do ANYTHING!

Now, to really get this petition noticed, it’s gonna need a lot more than 5,000 signatures. So if you reach the goal before October 22, we’ll up the stakes a little bit. There are a few surprises up our sleeves yet….

So get signing!

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